thiccthot:

shoutout to that one bra that really just knows how to work the tatas

(Source: 4titty, via worldwarevif)

"Wait for someone who tells strangers about you."
- Vodka thoughts #1 (via deltasfinest)

(via nothingaboutfishing)

hvngers:

"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth

(Source: hvngers, via worldwarevif)

ammit420:

whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this

(via farmerstansandbarefeet)

wank0ff:

it’s not that i’m not a “morning person” i love mornings

i’m just not a “waking up person”

(Source: wxnkstain, via worldwarevif)

burgrs:

im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me

(via worldwarevif)

  • october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
  • november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO

allteensrelate:

How are we supposed to go from not being able to live on our own or get jobs to completely independence in just one year when all school has taught us is the difference between x and y?

(via becausesportsarethebest)

"Ok so why the fuck….."
- Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via guy)

(Source: volumesofsilence, via becausesportsarethebest)